Monkey Business

Oh my goodness,
What is this monkey business?
People runnin' round... acting like animals,
Making our race into some sorta fools.

Behaving worse than any 'ole pig,
Prouder than a cock... actin' real big,
Stubborn as a gosh darn mule,
Demanding how he must rule.

Kicked in the family jewels,
They don't play by the rules,
Blind-sided by stinky (dirty, rotten) bullies,
Won't you have some mercy... pleeeease?

Oh my goodness,
What is this monkey business?
Gobbly gook and non-sense,
By those ignorant and thuroghly dense.