Guest Post

This ORIGINAL message is from Tony Bell. My 10 point plan to help the
economy.

1. I think in keeping with Obama’s help the poor plans, every
homeowner should agree to take in at least one illegal alien or one
homeless person. It isn’t right that a homeowner should enjoy the
comforts of that home while some poor unfortunate lazy person has to
live in a cardboard box. It is also not right that 10 illegal aliens
should have to live in a one bedroom shack….after all, this isn’t Mexico.
2. The homeowner should also buy that person a car. It isn’t right
that he/she should have to walk while the homeowner has the luxury of
driving. Walking to the welfare office would be a hardship.
3. There would be no need for universal health care if the homeowner
had that person added to his health policy…..and
4. For the rest of the uninsured, there are at least 35,000,000
families that have a health plan. Every household should add one
uninsured person to that plan.
5, Every taxpayer should agree to pay more taxes, so that those who
are unemployed (including those that chose not to work) can get more
money from the government to enjoy a comfortable life style. In that
way, the person would not have to put up with the trouble of going to
the welfare office. He should still be allowed the car…which comes in
handy for drive-by shootings.
6. It would not be fair for taxpayers to go on yearly vacations while
the poor people have to stay home, so for only a few additional tax
dollars, the government would be able to treat them to three weeks in
Hawaii.
7. The cash for clunkers program should be expanded to where anyone
that can’t afford a car would get one totally free. That would keep the
American car companies operating at full speed…doing what they do
best…turning out more clunkers.
8. The minimum wage should be raised to $30 an hour…and those
forced to work at minimum wage should not have to pay taxes.
9. Terrorist nations should be allowed to train their men here in the
United States, so they would not have to endure the harsh weather
conditions and low standard of living of their own countries. Of
course, we would make them sign an agreement not to use their terrorist
skills against us. They should enjoy all the benefits of the above
mentioned ‘poor’ people…..housing, cars, health insurance, spending
money….and of course, vacations.
10. We should open our borders to every country….send planes to
bring over any that want to come. There are a lot of people worldwide
that are suffering and we should help them all. It might mean every
homeowner would have to take in more than one person, but it is the
right thing to do.
I have run out of ideas…but you get the picture. We are being
selfish in not helping out the more unfortunate among us.
I feel confident that you feel the same as I do in helping out those
that have less than we do. Write your senators and congressmen and let
them know how you feel. Be a GOOD American.

I will submit my ideas to the Messiah. It probably isn’t necessary
thought….I think he is already working on it.

P.S. It would help if you could send me only $500 (American dollars)
to help me spread the word. This Email thing isn’t cheap to
operate….lot of overhead, etc. As of today, I have $18.49 to work
with after paying my taxes. Please donate before I starve.
P.P.S. Let me know your feelings on the above. We have to start a
movement here. Let’s do the right thing.

Yours truly, Tony Bell